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Announcing Vandalist

When we originally chose to call ourselves "KnightRiley", our logic was to choose a safe name that we could work with without too much trouble – basically a brand that would not get in our way. For those who haven't solved the mystery, the name came from my surname (Knight) and Stephen's surname (Riley). Why

By |2021-01-11T08:38:14+10:00December 2nd, 2020|Money, People, Time|0 Comments


Over the weekend I received a spam from an adult services provider that caught my attention: PAY FOR PERFORMANCE! What a great idea. While not completely across the concept, my assumption is that the premise is that a patron pays the establishment based on the level of value they receive from their experience. If you

By |2020-11-23T08:49:36+10:00November 23rd, 2020|Money, People|0 Comments

It’s not you, it’s me: breaking up with

Dear, let me begin by saying how much I loved you. You were truly like a website I had never experienced and one that fulfilled me in ways I had not imagined. But as time passes and as relationships evolve, experiences can become irritations and fulfillment can manifest into annoyance. Strong, consistent, overwhelming annoyance.

By |2020-11-03T07:29:24+10:00November 3rd, 2020|Money, Time|0 Comments

Breaking Golf (and History)

Leading into the US OPEN, players and experts were all saying the same thing; tight fairways, thick roughs, fast greens, impossible pin locations. Generally a nightmare course. The winner will be the player who does the least bad job of getting around the course. The general approach to golf is hit as many fairways as

By |2020-09-23T10:18:18+10:00September 23rd, 2020|People|0 Comments

There is no such thing as a “Small Business Failure Rate”

There is no such thing as a “Small Business Failure Rate”. The ABS and Treasury refer to a “survival rate” which reports on ABN renewals each year. But it does not measure failure, or success for that matter.

By |2020-09-10T16:38:28+10:00September 10th, 2020|Money, People, Video|0 Comments

Maybe worth considering…

On Saturday, cafes, bars, and restaurants will be allowed to host up to 10 people at a time in their establishment in QLD (20 in outback regions). As a patron, consider the following: ☕ The hospitality industry has taken a flogging. Resist the temptation to take up a seat if you are ordering something that

By |2020-05-14T08:50:13+10:00May 14th, 2020|Money, People|0 Comments

COVID-19: The FAQs That No One is Asking But Everyone Wants to Know

Q: Was COVID-19 caused by vegan cyclists? A: No. Whilst vegan cyclists may irritate us in other ways, COVID-19 is not their fault. Q: I have seen footage of people stock-piling groceries and other random essentials. Is this something I should do? A: Yes, but only if you are a massive tool. Otherwise, no, continue to grocery

By |2020-07-10T10:15:40+10:00March 17th, 2020|People|0 Comments

Valentine’s Day: The Cheat Guide

Valentine's Day is not far away and regardless of if you are shacked up or not, Valentine’s Day is a bit of stinker. If you (ladies) don’t get showered with nice flowers and weird underpants, or (gents) don't get experimental sexy time, it’s a letdown. If you do, you are probably on the end of

By |2020-02-04T10:18:30+10:00February 4th, 2020|Money, People|0 Comments