Seriously, we need to have this conversation.

Despite the fact that no one has ever seen Santa, we just assume he’s a dude. This is sexist and creates gender stereotypes, and will upset Twitter.He is an advocate for poor health. Most households leave out cookies or cake. By the time he services all of QLD and moves on to NSW, his calorie intake will be through the roof.He is an advocate for drink driving. Most households leave out brandy, whiskey, eggnog or beer for the big man. By the time he services all of QLD and moves on to NSW, he would be that pissed that the accuracy of gift allocation would be a shambles. God only knows what the kids in Perth receive.You wouldn’t trust your kids with a random man at the shops, but for some reason if he’s in a Santa suit, he’s all [...]