COVID-19: The FAQs That No One is Asking But Everyone Wants to Know

Q: Was COVID-19 caused by vegan cyclists? A: No. Whilst vegan cyclists may irritate us in other ways, COVID-19 is not their fault. Q: I have seen footage of people stock-piling groceries and other random essentials. Is this something I should do? A: Yes, but only if you are a massive tool. Otherwise, no, continue to grocery shop like a normal person, or better yet, actually use up what you have in your fridge, pantry, and freezer first. Q: The COVID-19 crisis has reminded me of all the things I haven't done in my life that I was too scared to try. Should I throw caution to the wind and take some risks? A: Depends on how risky. If you mean having ice cream for breakfast and wearing shorts to the office, yes, go for it. If you mean pinching your Nan's medicinal [...]